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mumfoalandsons:

one time in 8th grade math class, my asshole teacher who didn’t like me goes “erin goes to the store to buy a new personality because hers sucks, the one she wants is-” and i cut him off and said “i wanted the asshole personality, but you took the last one”

he never bothered me again

(Source: preraphaelight, via light--meter)

reverseracists:

pour up (drank)

cybernotter:

pizzapuffs:

No media about the fact that there’s a All Male,  African American High school on the southside of chicago who year after year has a 100% graduating senior class who ALL get accepted to 4 year universities/colleges.

they just want to talk about how whether a person’s death on the southside is gang related or not.

WHAT

This is ridiculously impressive.

I’m just looking up sources, and the statistics are really incredible.

(via thewatersustainsme)

anus:

should i use tan brazilian egg or pale british egg?
amoebalanding:

Heritage General Store | Chicago
yourdeaddarling:

So today my friend ask me about how he should ask his girlfriend to prom. So I thought about it. His girlfriend is the sweetest most innocent girl you will ever meet and her boyfriend treats her like a princess. So she would be expecting a really romantic gesture, right? No I turned it completely around. My friend talked to his favorite teacher about helping him out and she agreed. He told her that he could make his girlfriend late for class and asked if she could threaten her with detention and ask to see her after class.  The entire class period she wouldn’t call on her and ignored her and made her terrified by the end. At the bell she asked her to stay after and yelled at her for bad behavior and PDA and so on. Her boyfriend waited outside and the teacher came out and told him that she wanted to talk to him too. He was scared because the teacher was so convincing. So this poor innocent girl was scared to death because her favorite teacher was yelling at her and now she got her boyfriend in trouble. At this point she was in tears and she was all red and upset. So the teacher gave her the detention slip and told her to read it and think about it and what she did.

It read: 

Violation of many school regulations 
(Will be excused if you go to prom with Vito DiMiao)

I’ve never been happier in my entire life for two people.
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You’ve changed the scenery, but not the fucking situation
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